THE STORY OF EXCEL.

Once upon a time, in the bustling world of spreadsheets and data analysis, there lived a program named Excel. Excel was known far and wide for its incredible ability to organize information with precision and accuracy. However, despite its popularity and success, Excel had a secret that few knew about - it had been celibate for over 4 years.

Excel had dedicated itself entirely to its work, pouring all of its energy and focus into creating flawless spreadsheets and graphs. It had no time for distractions or romantic entanglements, choosing instead to devote itself to its craft. And so, Excel remained celibate, content in its solitude and the satisfaction it found in its work. And though some may have found it strange, Excel knew that its celibacy was a choice that allowed it to excel in all aspects of its life.